There once was a man named Blake
Who fought hard for freedoms sake
With his little band of 7
He ended up in heaven
When Avon thought he was on the take

There was a man with a patch and false arm
Who wanted to do our boy Blake much harm
Then Travis one went away
And Travis two seemed gay
But without them the show seemed too calm

There once was a man named Tarrant
Who was Avon’s young heir apparent
With his mega watt smile
Got his girl for a while
Tho’ this would often make others Rant

There once was a man named Kerr Avon
Who’s clothes often looked sprayed on
He hated mankind
Left Blake for behind
But couldn’t press Servie for a pardon

There once was a man named Gan
Who was there when the story began
He then took a fall
Got killed by a wall
That was the end of the mighty big man

There once was a big guy called Blake
Who looked like he ate too much steak
He had sex appeal
Which might seem unreal
But I bet the ladies don’t have to fake

There was a young man named Del
His fans said he looked quite swell
His hair was all curly
He looked like a girly
But secretly, he could ring my bell